IT is surely an excuse that is about as believable as a naughty school child claiming his homework has been eaten by his pet goldfish.
TV Licensing staff have released a list today (Thursday) of the most ridiculous excuses they have come across in 2014 from people caught watching TV without a licence.
And top of the list was one dreamed up by a Crawley man, who was determined to avoid a fine.
The unnamed man told an enquiry officer: "I don't use my TV to watch TV programmes. I use it...
